Weird visitors

OMG, I am so tired of that spleeny fly-bitten bladder Prospero!!!!! So there I was, just making some evil spells and killing turtles, when out of nowhere, I hear this HUGE monstrous storm shouting at me. I did not know what to do, when all of a sudden, I see the strangest contraption I have ever seen, some type of wooden vessel with humans who resembled Prospero. I detest all of them. Some magical force, probably Prospero's work, seems to have destroyed the ship and left those idiots swimming for their lives. I saw them fall to the raging monster that seemed to consume them as they tried to stroke out of it. I grew tired of seeing them squirm, so I left to sleep in my stupid house that my fusty doghearted measle of a master laid out for me. I'm really tired right now so I'm finishing my blog for now, either way, the pribbling crook-pated pignut will probably wake me up sooner or later to get more wood, even though I already brought 2 piles of it. My life has been horrible ever since what happened to my angel of a mother. I long for the day that the gods will save me from the wrath that is Prospero. SML.